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“The site is not sophisticated enough. Can we put some coconuts in it, and can they move?” — (via clientsfromhell)
I recently used a client’s phone after a meeting in his office. After getting back to my own offices, I received a call from him.
Client: You need to fix my phone line RIGHT NOW. I can’t receive any calls.
Me: Are you calling me from your mobile?
Client: No, from my normal phone.
Me: The one that’s not working?
Client: Yes! I’m trying to call it now with my mobile and all I get is an engaged tone! It’s not picking up the call!
Me: Oh dear God.
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“Do you know anything about protecting websites from viruses and sperm?” — (via clientsfromhell)
Clients From Hell: After sending two invoices for payment, I sent another and called the... -
After sending two invoices for payment, I sent another and called the client when the receipt that they had received it came back.
Client: Why are you calling me?
Me: You haven’t paid and this is the third invoice I’ve sent.
Client: It’s even more than the last one!
Me: Yes. The…
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“The screenshot you sent is all wrong. It doesn’t let me play the video. It seems to simply function like a photograph of someone’s screen.” — (via clientsfromhell)
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