Ange Chierchia

Jul 01

(Source: soserge)

Apr 14

“The site is not sophisticated enough. Can we put some coconuts in it, and can they move?” — (via clientsfromhell)

Mar 29

clientsfromhell:

I recently used a client’s phone after a meeting in his office. After getting back to my own offices, I received a call from him. 

Client: You need to fix my phone line RIGHT NOW. I can’t receive any calls.

Me: Are you calling me from your mobile?

Client: No, from my normal phone.

Me: The one that’s not working?

Client: Yes! I’m trying to call it now with my mobile and all I get is an engaged tone! It’s not picking up the call!

Me: Oh dear God.

Feb 20

peramor:

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(via ecribouille)

Feb 15

“Do you know anything about protecting websites from viruses and sperm?” — (via clientsfromhell)

Jan 28

Clients From Hell: After sending two invoices for payment, I sent another and called the... -

clientsfromhell:

After sending two invoices for payment, I sent another and called the client when the receipt that they had received it came back.

Client: Why are you calling me?

Me: You haven’t paid and this is the third invoice I’ve sent.

Client: It’s even more than the last one!

Me: Yes. The…

Dec 27

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) -

  1. Tyler Bates (164)
  2. Thin Lizzy (66)
  3. Hans Zimmer & James Newton Howard (37)
  4. Black Sabbath (9)
  5. Ten Years After (8)

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Dec 19

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) -

  1. Jimi Hendrix (108)
  2. Foster The People (22)
  3. Seether (20)
  4. Foo Fighters (13)
  5. Pearl Jam (10)

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Dec 17

“The screenshot you sent is all wrong. It doesn’t let me play the video. It seems to simply function like a photograph of someone’s screen.” — (via clientsfromhell)

Dec 15

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) -

  1. Daft Punk (129)
  2. The Roots (27)
  3. Sick Puppies (22)
  4. System of a Down (7)
  5. The Rolling Stones (7)

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